Insane Recipe For Leveling

 

This is a quick and savory recipe for a dose of delicious, chocolate questing with a dash of butter cream grinding. I have used this recipe in many characters, and all of them came out superb. Just make sure you dont burn the filling.

Ingredients

 

• 10 Cases of Bawls
• 1 QuestHelper
• 1 browser tab with WoWHead open
• 5 Empty Bags
• 2 Stacks of Food and Water of your choosing
• 1 Complete map of Northrend
• A week of spare time
• Very Little Sleep

 

Directions

Get all your Ingredients ready before the dreaded November 13th. Download Questhelper, order your caffeinated drinks, and clearing out your bags.

The day/night Wrath comes out, if you can, Stand in line at the store you ordered from, and pick up your copy. Get home, install it, start playing. There are two “starter” zones in Wrath, feel free to fly between the two to complete all quests there before moving on. 

Do NOT step foot into Dragonblight and Grizzly Hills until all Quests in Borean Tundra and Howling Fjord are completed.

Pick a level you want to obtain every day. My goal is 72/73 the first day. Stick to your goal for the day, then sleep, only for a few hours. Wake up, pick a new goal, continue.

Do not level any profession skills while leveling except First Aid. The rest will slow you down. You may work on cooking, but do not go out of your way to get the meat. Just cook what you do get.

Run circuits, do not just do one quests and turn them in. Take all quests, do them all, turn them in, repeat. This provides good grinding and questing experience. For optimum results, study all quests before Wrath and make mini circuits, to save time and have maximum quest output.

Sell, repair, get food everytime you are back in town. Mail any things of interest to your bank out. Get back out there!

At 77, make sure you have enough money to buy your northrend flying. It helps a lot.

Your goal is to hit 77 as soon as possible, for the last three zones suck to travel by land.

After you reach 77, spend that night sleeping fully. You’ll need it, for the final push.

There are many daily quests that coincide with your questing areas. Do them. It is an extra 20k xp and 15g.

Loot mobs completely, sell the items. This makes them respawn faster.

If you feel like this is going to be too much for you, STOP. This is a game. Do not press yourself to go as fast and hard as you can to 80 unless you are bored like I am. This also applies to those who are lucky enough to have school and work right now. Do not sacrifice your life for this.

End Result

You will be 80, and will be able to get a leg up on, most likely, everyone else in your guild. You can either gear up or relax. You deserve it.

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This guide is meant for those who want to speed level to 80. I am not responsible for anyone who gets sick, loses their job, quits school, or does anything else retarded because they pushed their limits too far. Stay in school kids.