Quest Thursday: Dark Herring

It’s Big

It’s Bad

It’s Angry

It’s Coming After Your LIfe!

“What is this nonsense?” you ask. Well, I’ll tell you! This fine specimen of smelly, slimy [Dark Herring], also known as the “Terror of the Fjord“.

I can see it now. My audience laughs at me! Just you wait. This little sucker is not to be taken lightly, for he is a devil fish! He lurks in your ponds, lakes, and rivers, waiting to feed on your unsuspecting soul. As soon as you catch him.. POOF! Your soul is gone, and your body is just a lifeless husk not even fit for scourge revival.

Knowing all of this, you might all ask me, “If you know this Wukki, why are you trying to catch him?” Once again, I’ll happily tell you. It has been a dream of mine to walk around Dalaran with a Pole in one hand and a bucket in the other. The locals would look out of their shops and wave, and yell “Going Fishing again Salty?“, and of course I would chuckle and wave them on.

Okay, no, not really. That was never my dream. I just want the achievement, The One That Didn’t Get Away. Yep. Simply for Obsessive Compulsive Purposes.

Dark Herring Collected: 0/1